spring is in the air
How do I know? It's the same thing every year about this time. Yes, the first gang rape of a female Mallard duck just occured outside my bedroom window. The cycle of life continues. GET A ROOM YA BASTARDS!
posted by Bill Eseltine at Thursday, February 10, 2005
2 Comments:
If they are "bastards", then it's more like prison. I believe the expression you are looking for is "get in the covered wagon."
You know, some people might pay money to see that kind of action. You might think about renting your bathroom window out by the hour or something...? You could totally nail down the market for duck pornography, and I'd only want 15% for the idea.
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