old and new

A previous incarnation of this website once had a feature called “Federalcheese Takes Issue” wherein I basically ranted about stuff I found stupid or ironic. This is a first attempt to bring it back. Maybe someday I'll break out the code and have a permanent home on the site for it, but until then, here you go:

People who advertise their alma mater multiple times on their car.

You went to Penn State, good for you, now move on. And take off the Penn State cap you’re wearing while driving. Yeesh. But I do have an old Los Medanos Community College sticker in a box in the basement. If I can find it. . .well, we’ll see.