New and Exciting Changes
Federalcheese is proud to announce a new feature. You may have noticed the new addition to this page's sidebar. "Federalcheese Takes Issue" will be a daily updated "bitch session" for the administrator of this site. Nothing is sacred and no one is immune from it's wrath. In reality, it will just be more useless bullshit, but I'll try to make it funny. Also, I am not a web designer, but I am reading a book about it. In the future "Federalcheese Takes Issue" may look cooler, but I make no promises. It's a thick book.
posted by Bill Eseltine at Sunday, April 10, 2005
6 Comments:
What's the deal with airplane peanuts? The packages are sooo small!
And what's the story with homework? You're not working on your home....
What's the deal with ovaltine? The jar is round, the glass is round, it should be called "roundtine." That's gold!
What's the deal with people writing over the urinal. I mean, how long are you actually there? The Urinal is like the Drive thru of the Men's Room. You stop, do your thing, (wash your hands) and you're out. Ba da bing ba da boom. If it's so long that you get bored, you should be using the stall anyway, and that has paper provided.
TP novel 53 squares long
Hey bill, in the latest FC TI (federal cheese takes issue, almost like TWIB), you wrote "exited" when I think you meant to write "excited".
QUALITY CONTROL
I meant to say "exited." Federalcheese is attempting to create new slang. "Exited" means to leave in a hurry. As in, "Man, that stuff sucked so bad, I got exited." Speaking of TWIB, we have a new bio of Mel Allen.
You just referred to Barnes and Noble as "we".
p.s.
unless you meant You and the Ginge. And I doubt it.
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